Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Thighs

This may not happen to the thinner, or to the hirsute, but the worst thing on a day like this (hot like yesterday, did you need to ask?) is the Walking Thigh Rub. The Rub can be defeated by wearing Bermuda shorts (may the Lord of Shorts be praised for their resurgence). Sometimes, however, it just seems too hot even to wear shorts. Wearing a skirt sounds like a good idea. By and large, it is - unless, of course, your thighs are stuck together, forcing you to a) let them rub together, stuck like you're holding a dime, or b) walk like a cowboy. If I'm alone, b) is always the answer. In front of the plate glass windows of the public library... I was awfully glad to get inside and let the AC sort things out.

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